flatlands
A hill I have often said I abhor flat. Well, except on a bicycle, perhaps. Even then the wind always fights me, no matter which way I ride. Which I don’t. So, for example, in Australia I find the Hay Plains to be perhaps the only stretch of roading that that I yearn to escape. Or in New Zealand the Canterbury Plains [as it happens I will be avoiding traversing them today, travelling north in a different word, taking an inland route to avoid the tedium]. I could never voluntarily live in a flat town … Hay – Levin – Invercargill … though mowing lawns is a whole heap easier. And I did live in Palmerston North for four years but I was young and silly and rode bicycles then. Slowly I have come to realize that it isn’t “flat” per se that irritates me. It’s flat and manicured. Flat with fences. Flat with hedges. Flat with windbreaks, manicured out of all semblance of nature. Flat lands desecrated by human fiddling. As I headed north from Normanton, pre-dawn, ...