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Bing Bong

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  Okay. Timey wimey and all that. While some writers, though maybe not so many bloggers, write in the first person present tense, “I walk across the room, I turn on the light,” there are few polite words for that technique. Mate, if you’re walking and turning, somersaulting even, then you’re not writing, see? Willing suspension of disbelief can go so far, can even go to the beyonds of time and space, but walking, talking, turning while simultaneously writing is, yeah, up there with juggling oranges with your ears while eating porridge (“oatmeal” to you non-English speakers) from an Orrefors champagne flute. So yeah. As it happens I’m writing from Melbourne, where I’m cold and damp. I wrote my last piece from Townsville, where Narrative-me has not yet reached, but where at least I was warm. Narrative-me reached Normanton, via Bing Bong, but Typing, Cold-me wants to backtrack, back across the deserted lands of the Gulf, or some of it. Back to Bing Bong and surrounds. Bing Bong...

swerves in time and space

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Rat-a-tat-tat. The decision was made for me. I had to nick out first thing to buy breakfast supplies. The sound of a muffled machine gun under the bonnet heralded the response of my trusty steed. Not gonna happen, bro.  It’s an all too familiar sound to those of us who have experienced a lifetime of mechanically and chronologically challenged cars. But, joy of joys, Son Unit # 1 had purchased me a car-strength power bank for my travels. Brrrrm. Love the sound of a diesel ticking over. I took the Triton for a 40 km run to ensure it was fired up. Turned it off, fired it up again to ensure that all was well. It was. Brrm brrm chugga chug. Took my time over breakfast. Muesli, yoghurt and fruit in the rising Territory sun.  I finished loading and turned the key once more. Rat-a-tat-tat. A local mechanic kindly looked at it for me, after Son Unit’s gift had worked its magic again. He wasn’t sure if it was electrical or mechanical, and his tests were (weirdly) inconclus...

Across the Top (2)

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  The notion of “circling songlines” that governed my route plan was, as far as practical, to follow the route I had fondly imagined back in 1982-3, when I and my dreamed-of Goldwing would circumnavigate the continent’s mainland. I hadn’t heard of songlines, back then. Interestingly I saw several “songlines” sweat- and tee-shirts in the north, this trip. After hundreds of years Europeans are acknowledging that Indigenous societies were interconnected by a vast network of trade and communication channels. Songlines criss-crossed a vast continent from Bamaga (and beyond) to the lands of the Nyoongar people around Hamelin Bay, from Karratha to Mallacoota. Perhaps across Tayaritja (Bass Strait) too. Sorry Tasmania.   Remember the Commonwealth Games opening when you were forgotten in the choreography? I haven’t forgotten you. But a bit like our Rakiura, there’s a few practicalities. And I’ve had to omit the York Peninsula, at least for the time being. More practicalities. It’s ...

Across the Top (1)

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  Dawn at Five Rivers lookout As I sit down to write after a too long silence (unavoidable) big blops of sub-tropical rain are falling.  Except they’re not, because weather apps, and even the Australia Bureau of Meteorology, assure me it is “sunny with no rain.” Silly me. I haven’t seen rain since, as I mentioned, the Pinnacles, near Geraldton in WA. That, according online apps, about 5263 km. Except it isn’t. You could just about take that route these days because they’re slowly making it passable, but no. Not this little black duck. Not because I’m crazy, but because I’m less crazy that you think I am, it’s actually been approximately 9,600 kms since I last saw rain. Besides, a diameter doth not a circling make. If you happen to be interested in the whole saga, including the extra two or three thousand kilometres necessitated by a dodgy mechanic, the car has travelled 18,146 since I bought it. Which is why I’m taking about twelve days off the big stuff, waiting to ha...

Gibb River and Beyond

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  If you happen to be in Derby (which to the horror of my Derbyshirian friend Lisa is pronounced to rhyme with Herbie) and to be planning to drive East, you face an existential choice. I find such choices are often shaped by conversations in laundromats and pubs. Søren Kierkegaard never mentioned that. Though to be honest I probably only ever digested one paragraph of his seemingly endless angst-thought. Though did I tell you the story of a bus trip I took from Brisbane to Adelaide? Somewhere after Dubbo my next-seat neighbour could stand it no longer. The world’s most moebius strip, most Escher-esque question must be “is that an interesting book you’re reading?” Admittedly it’s fairly pretentious to read Kierkegaard on a bus (as it is to mention Kierkegaard, or write “Escher-esque” in a blog, but moi ?). At any rate I was reading The Sickness Unto Death because I thought Kierkegaard might say something useful for a thesis I was writing about universalist Christology and fo...

reasons of dreams

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  Gantheaume Point  Yeah, Marble Bar, which wasn’t on this itinerary, was another place I’d dreamt of visiting. I blame my brother for that one. Way back before I ever came to Australia he mentioned in a letter that he’d been in Marble Bar. Was it ’82? It sounded so Australian. And yeah, bull bars, akubras, beers and red dirt, it was.  To be honest, back in ’82 it wasn’t until I was half way across the Tasman, New Year’s Eve, that I realized I had no idea where Melbourne was. That was when I was loosely hoping to ride a Gold Wing around the continent.  A Triton is more suitable. It's achieved the half-way, now.  Perth, Sydney and Darwin I could place. Adelaide, Melbourne and Brisbane? No idea. My plane was heading for Melbourne. But I knew where Marble Bar was. Well, roughly I did. And I think I sort of forgot over the years. I hadn’t placed it on this itinerary of circling songlines, because I figured that by keeping as close to the coast as was possibl...

pieces of dreams

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  I could have called it “places of dreams,’ too. Either/Or. After three heaven sent nights and days in Perth catching up with friends (for friendship, too, is sacrament), I took to the road again. Stopped, after escaping the city traffic, at Quinns, a suburb on the outer north skirts of the city, for eucharist, and to encounter a woman who thought Trump was “sorting it out” as no other US president ever had (hmmm… not sure o the referent of “it,” but yeah, he’s like no other, indeed) and how evil Hillary and that K-Woman are, and how the Book of Revelation is incomprehensible. It occurred to me modestly that a quick read of my book might suggest who Trump is allied with. Not my parish, not my gig. I remained schtum. So … off to pay respects to an old mentor, Alan Lewis, my “Australian sending priest.” He became Dean of Geraldton after he left my Australian sending parish. He was, sadly, only Dean for a few years before ill-health led him home to Melbourne to die far too young ...